（雷声隆隆） (THUNDER RUMBLING)
指挥部，我是艾恩斯上尉。 (OVER RADIO) Command, this is Captain Irons.
我在近距离看到一架UAP，方位310。 I got a visual on a UAP in close, bearing 310.
女：罗杰，熨斗。我们在示波器上看不到任何东西。 WOMAN: Roger, Irons. We don't see anything on the scope.
艾恩斯上尉：我从未见过这样的动作。 CAPTAIN IRONS: I've never seen anything maneuver like that.
向内陆转向公园。 Turning inland towards the park.
女：我们的范围还是很清楚的。IFF显示我们被阻止了吗？ WOMAN: Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
艾恩斯上尉：不，进展太快了。 CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative, that's moving too fast.
允许现在开始。 Permission to engage now.
女人：松开并后退，铁杆。 WOMAN: Disengage and back off, Irons.
重复，不要接合。 Repeat, do not engage.
承认 Acknowledge.
艾恩斯船长：没有人能做到。我需要仔细看看。 CAPTAIN IRONS: No can do. I need a closer look.
（呼呼） (WHOOSHES)
（呻吟） (GROANS)
（笑） (LAUGHING)
芥末太多了。我以为我们是朋友。 Too much mustard. I thought we were friends.
查理：我们是朋友。（莉莉笑了） CHARLIE: We are friends. (LILY CHUCKLES)
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我用太多的芥末打他。 I hit him with a little too much mustard.
是的，你觉得呢？ Yeah, you think?
我希望我能让他那样笑。 I wish I could make him laugh like that.
我能说什么？爸爸的儿子。 What can I say? Daddy's boy.
他心脏的关键是假装疼痛。 Key to his heart is fake pain.
（隆隆声） (LOUD RUMBLING)
（远距离爆炸） (DISTANT EXPLOSION)
过来，查理。来吧 Come here, Charlie. Come on.
它是 It's okay, honey.
null It's okay. It's okay.
null Here, stay with Charlie and call 911.
null Jack, come on, stop.
null What are you doing? (SOFTLY) The nearest town's an hour away.
null If I don't try to help, who will?
null It's okay, I'll be right back. Okay. Okay, go, go.
null Yeah, it's probably just fireworks.
null (ENGINE ACCELERATING)
null (GASPS)
null (EXHALES)
null God. I'm sorry.
null You okay? Sorry, I didn't see you. Hey.
null You all right?
null Hey. What's your name, buddy?
null Irons.
null What?
null Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force.
null Are you alone? What happened?
null No, we had a collision.
null Collision?
null With what?
null JACK: Are you sure you're okay?
null (IRONS BREATHING HEAVILY)
null (EXHALES)
null Is that a... UAP.
null What? Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
null UFO wasn't working for you guys?
null I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close.
null This technology's gonna change everything.
嘿，有东西在动。 Hey, there's something moving.
女声：分析地球。 FEMALE VOICE: Analyzing planet.
女性自动语音：卫报否认。 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Guardian denied.
卫报接受了。 Guardian accepted.
配对。 Pairing.
自毁开始了。 Self-destruct initiated.
小心！ Watch it!
（喘息）过来。 (GASPS) Come here.
女性自动语音：分析地球。 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Analyzing planet.
女新闻播音员：没有人声称对此负责 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: No one has claimed responsibility
为了今晚拯救15名被绑架的女学生。 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
但目击者说 But eyewitnesses report
又一次看到了被称为“卫兵”的英雄。 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard.
男新闻播音员：犯罪率实际上在下降。 MALE NEWSCASTER: Crime rate is actually going down.
总体犯罪率下降了4%。 Overall crime has dropped four percent.
查理：嘿，爸爸！来和我玩接球。 CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy! Come play catch with me.
杰克：听着，对不起。下周怎么样？ JACK: Look, I'm sorry. How about next week?
莉莉：我不能再这样了，杰克。 LILY: I can't do this anymore, Jack.
杰克：查理，我们还是一家人。 JACK: Charlie, we're still a family.
在突发新闻中，另一个可能的警卫目击。 In breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
卫兵正在使用外星技术。 The Guard is using alien technology.
热力学和物理定律根本不适用。 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply.
我可以找到电源，但我需要资源。 And I can find the power source, but I need resources.
看着你，安西 Looking at you, Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Industries.
null CHARLIE: (SOFTLY) You messed with the wrong superhero.
null Bad guy, you better say your prayers.
null TEACHER: Charlie? Guard's gonna kick your butt.
null TEACHER: Charlie! (STUDENTS GIGGLING)
null You're up.
null (IN NORMAL VOICE) The nuc... No.
null Well, my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources,
null it's actually about a new one,
null which happens to be
null the world's greatest hero, The Guard.
null (MOUTHING) No. Charlie, how is this relevant?
null Everybody's talking about how The Guard
null stopped that nuclear meltdown in India, right?
null Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan,
null or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil.
null But nobody's talking about how he did it.
null He's got some kind of new energy source,
null and it's not any of these...
null Uh...
null Hey. Am I at the right place?
null TEACHER: You must be Maya Monroe?
同学们，这是我们从土耳其来的新转学学生， Class, this is our new transfer student from Turkey,
所以请不要嘲笑任何奇怪的习俗，她。。。 so please do not mock any strange customs that she...
她过去常来这里。 She used to go here.
（打嗝） (BURPS)
（学生们在窃笑） (STUDENTS TITTERING)
无论什么 Whatever.
门罗小姐请坐。 Miss Monroe, take a seat.
查理，你可以继续，请 Charlie, you can continue, and please
把这个带回到眼前的主题。 bring this back to the subject at hand.
（耳语）什么？（耳语）我不知道。 (WHISPERS) What? (WHISPERS) I don't know.
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
男孩1：终于。你知道吗？ BOY1: Finally. You know what?
男孩2：这是我听过的最愚蠢的事情。 BOY 2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
老师：明天考试。 TEACHER: Test tomorrow.
（学生们呻吟着） (STUDENTS GROANING)
两个：伯杰！伯杰！伯杰！ BOTH: Berger! Berger! Berger!
我父母太尴尬了。（继续）伯杰！伯杰！ My parents are so embarrassing. (CONTINUES) Berger! Berger!
至少你爸爸出现了。 At least your dad shows up.
我的在一个永无休止的IT会议上。 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference.
看伯杰：嘿。 Look. BERGER: Hey.
莉齐和玛雅在一起。九点钟。（打嗝） Lizzie with Maya. Nine o'clock. (BURPS)
所以我在小学时的朋友回来了 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up
在环游世界几年之后。 after, like, years of traveling the world.
太嫉妒了。 So jealous.
你在干什么？我不在社交媒体上。 What's your at? I'm not on social media.
什么 What?
可以你的兴趣是什么？ Okay. Well, what are your interests?
嗯，开锁， Um, lock picking, Norwegian Death Metal
null and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded.
null Okay.
null You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
null Not yet.
null Women like it when you leave things till the last minute.
null Where'd you hear that? Yo! Berger...
null Mom wanted me to bring you your fan, so, here.
null Take it.
null You ever think about how you call him Berger,
null but that's your last name, too?
null That's why I go as Big Mac, because, uh,
null I'm the tastiest Berger. Okay.
null GIRL: Wow, this is a real blowout.
null COACH HAMMER: Let's go, Forrest.
null Charlie Kincaid.
null Uh, Coach? I think you, um,
null accidentally said my first and last name?
null You're in. We need a lefty.
null BOY: Man, that's a big kid.
null Who is that?
null That's Forrest Deal.
null They call him "The Sequoia."
null BOY: Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.
null COACH: Crafty Kincaid, look alive.
null Come on, Forrest! Let's go!
null I heard he bullies his own parents.
null (CHUCKLES)
null BOY: Good luck, Charlie.
我听说他的目光如此致命 I heard that his stare is so deadly
他甚至不能照镜子。 he can't even look himself in the mirror.
莉齐：走吧，查理！你有这个。 LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie! You got this.
不知道这是皮维联盟。 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues.
不知道他们在中学允许使用类固醇。 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school.
男孩：来吧，查理。伯杰：请不要杀我的朋友。 BOY: Come on, Charlie. BERGER: Please don't kill my friend.
好了，我们走，福雷斯。（笑）压碎它。 All right, let's go, Forrest. (GRINNING) Crush it.
（人群呼喊）查理！查理！查理！ (CROWD CHANTING) Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
（呻吟）哦。 (GROANS) Ooh.
男孩：那会留下痕迹的。 BOY: That's gonna leave a mark.
查理。他妈妈会生气的。 Charlie. His mama gonna be mad.
（播放歌曲） (SONG PLAYING)
这首歌又唱了？我们能不能改变一下。。。 This song again? Can we just change...
不，不，我们不能。 No. No, we can't.
而且我们都知道这首歌很经典。 Plus we all know this song's a classic.
伯杰：没人知道。查理：哦，天哪。 BERGER: No one knows that. CHARLIE: Oh, God.
巨无霸：不，好吧，我的车，我的音乐。 BIG MAC: No, okay, well, my car, my music.
好吧（轻轻地）我的生活结束了。 All right? (SOFTLY) My life is over.
呃，那是24。 Uh, that's 24.
这是对的。你想去吗？ That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it?
不。他们只是孩子。让他们走。 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go.
我讨厌孩子。 I hate kids.
（警方广播中的模糊谈话） (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO)
甚至是我自己的。 Even my own.
伯杰：再见，查理。 BERGER: Bye, Charlie.
女新闻播音员： FEMALE NEWSCASTER: But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of...
null What? ...the hero dubbed The Guard.
null Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence
null with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark...
null Hey. How was the game? ...of Guard's sightings.
null Another Guard sighting? Yeah.
null ...what is The Guard exactly?
null Is it a lone vigilante or... (CELL PHONE RINGING)
null Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet?
null We both know he's gonna cancel.
null Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey.
null Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.
null His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard,
null who has ushered a new era of peace
null leaving many countries to...
null Yeah, I saw.
null NEWSCASTER: Your company, Argon Tactical,
null recently reported operating losses
null for the first time in 13 years, so...
null That's not true.
我想是的。不，那绝对不是真的。 I think it is. No, that's definitely not true.
杰克：把它推到下周，庆祝会。（叹气） JACK: Just push it to next week, the celebration. (SIGHS)
杰克，拜托，我。。。 Jack, come on, I'm...
我很抱歉。今天别这样对我。 I'm sorry. Don't do this to me today.
我受够了所有这些借口。 I am so sick of all these excuses.
杰克：对不起。这是我的工作。好吧，好吧。。。 JACK: I'm sorry. It's my job. All right, well...
我六点送他，你最好在那里。 I'm dropping him off at 6:00, so you better be there.
可以可以是的，再见。 Okay. Okay. Yeah, bye.
让我猜猜。又一次“IT会议”？ Let me guess. Another "IT conference"?
改期到下个月？ Rescheduling for next month?
不今晚见到你他真的很兴奋。 No! He's really excited to see you tonight.
我打赌他甚至不记得我的生日。 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday.
当然，他有。 Of course, he does.
来吧，去，去收拾你的包 Come on, go, go get your bag packed
也许洗个澡。 and maybe take a shower.
如果卫兵继续削弱对国防工业的需求 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry
像你们这样的公司会出现恐慌吗？ will there be panic at companies like yours?
我会…我会给你一个你本可以问的更好的问题。 I'll... I'll give you a better question that you could have asked.
零监督。。。 With zero oversight...
如果警卫今天不好怎么办？ what happens if The Guard has a bad day?
莉莉：看，他在那里等你。 LILY: Look, he's there waiting for you.
查理： CHARLIE: Why are we doing this?
null LILY: Hey. All right!
null Hi. LILY: Hey.
null He looks a little older, I can tell.
null He's really happy about it. Very happy to be here!
null Okay, you wanna just put that stuff inside
null and I'll meet you in there?
null I feel like I'm in trouble.
null No, no, no, he had a rough day.
null Um, candles are in the bottom.
null My favorite! Try not to eat 'em all tonight.
null We'll do our best, no promises.
null This isn't gonna last forever, Jack, you know that, right?
null Before we know it, he's gonna be grown up and...
null you're gonna be begging him to return your calls.
null You don't have to convince me. Okay?
null I want to spend more time with him, I really do.
null I've just been busy.
null There are some things that are more important than work, Jack.
可以我知道。 Okay? I know.
跟他谈谈。是 啊 Talk to him. Yeah.
今晚 Tonight.
已经有一段时间了。对 Been a while. Yes.
我喜欢你对这个地方没有做的事。 I like what you've not done with the place.
我想要那种单身爸爸短期租房的感觉。 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel.
我给你的那个有趣的杯子在哪里？ Where's that funny mug I got you?
呃，就在附近的某个地方。 Uh, it's around here somewhere.
听着，查理，对比赛感到抱歉。 Listen, Charlie, sorry about the game.
错过了我在丹佛的转机 Missed my connecting flight in Denver
飞机上的Wi-Fi也坏了。 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up.
但我给你带了点东西。 But I got you something.
没关系，你不必贿赂我。 It's okay, you don't have to bribe me.
是的，我必须贿赂你。 Yes, I do have to bribe you.
我会…我会贿赂你。 And I'm gonna be... I'm gonna bribe you.
在这里等着！ Wait right here!
好的，查理。我的旧手套。 Okay, Charlie. My old mitt.
现在，我一直在为你保存这个， Now, I have been saving this for you,
我想现在是时候了。 and I think now is the time.
爸爸，我是左撇子。 I'm a lefty, Dad.
哦，是的。这是正确的。 Oh, yeah. That's right.
对不起，我。。。 Sorry about that, I...
好吧，如果你能得到什么， Well, if you could have anything,
你还想要什么？ what else would you want?
我只想再去野营。 I just want to go camping again.
就像我们过去一样？ Like we used to?
这是个好主意。一旦事情进展缓慢， That's a great idea. Well, as soon as things slow down at work,
我们会这样做的 we're gonna do that. In the meantime...
null I got this Nintendo Switch.
null I know you don't like bribes. I accept bribes.
null JACK: Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
null Three, two, one...go!
null Home run! Dinger!
null Boom, boom, boom, boom...
null And now pizza!
null We got to do it in three, two, one. Two, one.
null Ah, come on.
null Does this game not have HBT?
null What's an HBT? You know, Hidden Ball Trick?
null You know that one, right?
null Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
null and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first
null and he's right there, then he grabs it with a... What?
null Hey. Cheater. And they get him right there...
null No, no, hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my...
null Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did.
null Ah. (CHUCKLES)
null (CELL PHONE RINGING)
null Sorry. Let me just get this.
null Okay.
null Hurry up.
杰克：嘿。抱歉花了这么长时间。 JACK: Hey. Sorry that took so long.
让我猜猜。有东西在起作用。 Let me guess. Something at work.
是的，那是我的老板。我得。。。 Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta...
我想有紧急情况，所以我得。。。 I guess there's an emergency, so I'm gonna have to...
总是有紧急情况。 There's always an emergency.
你为什么不能像往常一样取消呢？ Why can't you just cancel, like you always do?
查理，听着，我知道这很糟糕。 Charlie, listen, I know this sucks.
我想留在这里和你一起庆祝。 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you.
但是，我得走了。当我说这很重要的时候，你必须相信我。 But, I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important.
是的，我知道。比我更重要。 Yeah, I know. More important than me.
不，我不是这个意思。 No, that's not what I'm saying.
你让我过来只是因为妈妈强迫你。 You only had me over because Mom forced you to.
老实说！ Just be honest!
你想让我说实话？ You want me to be honest?
是 啊这就是我想要的。 Yeah. That's all I want.
听我最多几天就回来。可以 Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days, tops. Okay?
我们会坐下来，我会解释一些事情 And we're gonna sit down, and I'm gonna explain things
我希望你能理解发生了什么。 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening.
哦，我很好理解。 Oh, I understand fine.
你只是个差劲的爸爸。 You're just a crappy dad.
查理。。。 Charlie...
你不能一个人在这里。 Well, you can't be here by yourself.
让我打电话给妈妈，她会来接你的。 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up.
查理：不，我知道了。我得到了它。 CHARLIE: Nah, I got it. I got it.
null (CELL PHONE RINGING)
null Hey, Mom. Uh, hold on to your hat.
null Dad has a work emergency, so can you come pick me up?
null Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.
null Okay.
null She'll be here in ten minutes.
null You don't have to wait. Listen. I know.
null I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.
null Okay, I'll see you later.
null Fanny pack.
null Can't forget that.
null I love you.
null I'll see you in a couple days.
null (DOOR CLOSES)
null You still there?
null I love it when you call me "Mom".
null Now, let's throw a rager.
null Yeah, let's throw a rager.
null Wait, what is a rager?
null (MOUTHING SONG)
null (DOORBELL RINGS)
null (IN FEMALE VOICE) Hey, Berger.
null Hi.
null Oh, crap.
null (MOUTHING) What are you doing here?
null Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
null Also, he said your dad abandoned you
null and you're listening to Anne Murray alone.
null All right, let's get this rager started.
null (MUSIC SWITCHES)
null LIZZIE: Much better.
null (WHISPERS) Dude, what the hell?
呃，小妞们喜欢听悲伤的故事。 Uh, chicks dig sob stories.
你为什么把他们带到这里来？ Why did you bring 'em here at all?
对不起，我不知道你想要一对一的衣服。 I'm sorry, I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
玛雅不喜欢我。 Maya does not like me.
因为我，她离开了这个国家。 She left the country because of me.
伯杰：如果那是真的，她现在就不在这里了。 BERGER: If that were true, she wouldn't be here right now.
深呼吸。 Take a deep breath in.
现在呼吸到你的手上 And now breathe into your hands
告诉我你呼吸的味道。 and tell me how your breath smells.
（嗅）很好。可以 (SNIFFS) It's good. Okay.
现在，使用一些甜蜜的呼吸 Now, use some of that sweet, sweet breath
请玛雅参加舞会。 and ask Maya to the dance.
不 No.
你们想喝含糖饮料吗？ Do you ladies want a sugary beverage?
利齐：带路。 LIZZIE: Lead the way.
等待明天是你的生日？ Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow?
你记得我的生日吗？ You remember my birthday?
不，在照片上。 No, it's on the photo.
凉的凉的 Cool. Cool.
我不喜欢做大事。 I don't like to make a big deal.
我总是觉得生日令人失望。 I always find birthdays disappointing.
离婚父母的生日很糟糕。 Birthdays with divorced parents suck.
可不是吗我爸爸是国王 Tell me about it. My dad is the king
轻率的机场礼物。 of thoughtless airport gifts.
你知道我家里有多少个屁股枕头吗？ Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home?
null I think those are neck pillows.
null There's only two forks?
null What is this guy, a serial killer?
null I want to, um...
null ...address the...
null I don't know if you remember fifth grade?
null Yeah, what happened in fifth grade?
null I feel really bad about what I did.
null and I don't, um, know...
null ...how to say this.
null But... What's happening?
null What's happening is I'm trying to open up.
null No, like, behind you. That's what I'm trying to say.
null Berger? Lizzie?
null I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't...
null It's okay, I understand.
null Your dad's a freak.
null Whoa.
null Wait. Careful, careful.
null BERGER: How do we open it? We need a code.
null This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues.
null It's numerical.
null So that rules out childhood pets, birthplace.
null When's your parents' anniversary?
null They're divorced.
null LIZZIE: How about your dad's birthday?
null November 18th.
null (BEEPS)
null LIZZIE: Or...
null Better yet, the birthday of a loved one. Nothing.
嘿，生日快乐。 Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.
0-4-0-7-0-8. 0-4-0-7-0-8.
（解锁蜂鸣声） (UNLOCKING BEEP)
（呼呼） (WHIRRING)
伯杰：你好。莉齐：哇。 BERGER: Hello. LIZZIE: Whoa.
看起来像电梯。 Looks like an elevator.
什么，上楼？ What, to go upstairs?
这有点懒，不是吗？ That's kinda lazy, isn't it?
为什么只有一个按钮？ Why is there only one button?
请不要碰。。。 Please don't touch...
（都在尖叫） (ALL SCREAMING)
我的内脏在漂浮。 My guts are floating.
（都在尖叫） (ALL SCREAMING)
（呻吟） (GROANING)
玛雅：我们到底走了多远？远的 MAYA: How far down did we go? Far.
是的，我没事。 Yeah... I'm okay.
玛雅：哇，这地方真大。 MAYA: Whoa, this place is big.
自动语音：总部正在启动。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Headquarters activating.
来吧 Come on.
伯杰：我们到底有多远？ BERGER: How far down are we?
这太紧了。 This is so tight.
这是非常严格的。 This is beyond tight.
这是最紧的。 This is the tightest.
看看这个。 Look at that.
查理：来吧，伙计们，过来。 CHARLIE: Come on, guys, over here.
伯杰：哇，这是什么？ BERGER: Whoa, what's this?
玛雅：好吧，他怎么会造这个？ MAYA: Okay, how could he have built this?
我们在地下一百英里。 We're, like, a hundred miles underground.
自动语音：欢迎。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome.
（嘟嘟声） (BEEPING)
自动语音：任务正在进行中。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission in progress.
“当前位置：新西兰。” "Current location: New Zealand."
丽齐：那太远了。 LIZZIE: That's far away.
自动语音：任务档案。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission archive.
飞机在巴西坠毁。 Plane crash in Brazil.
核m Nuclear meltdown in India.
null That was all over the news!
null Tsunami in Japan.
null The thing in the Empire State Building.
null These are all The Guard's missions.
null We're in The Guard's secret headquarters.
null Which is under your dad's house.
null Do you realize what this means?
null It means my dad
null works for The Guard.
null No. Dude.
null It means your dad is The Guard.
null What?
null No.
null My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
null BERGER: Okay. My dad can't handle hot wings.
null Yeah. I've seen him without his shirt on.
null He can barely swim.
null Okay. My dad is not The Guard.
null MAYA: Somebody's in denial.
null Hey, guys.
null Does The Guard wear a fanny pack?
null IRONS: Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong.
null Run it again. Simulate its origin.
null On it.
null So, Irons, where do we stand on finding The Guard's source?
null We'll find it, all right? Relax. We just need more time.
null Time?
null You've had time. You've had years.
它迟早会变成二进制的，好吗？ Sooner or later, it becomes binary, okay?
你要么找到了，要么还没找到。 You either found it or you haven't.
而你没有。这就是我拔掉插头的原因。 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug.
你要解雇我？ You're firing me?
哦，我不只是解雇你。 Oh, I'm not just firing you.
不，不，我要解雇所有人。 No, no, I'm firing everybody.
我要解雇那个人，解雇他，解雇她。 I'm firing that guy, firing him, her.
她没事，他很酷。 She's all right, he's cool.
我知道那天晚上发生了什么。 I know what happened that night.
我知道为了证明这是真的我失去了一切。 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real.
这是我的信誉，我的事业。这是我的钱。 My credibility, my career. My money.
我自己的政府试图因为我的提问而毁掉我。 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions.
你认为这是为什么？ Why do you think that is?
听着，我喜欢这个故事。 Listen, I love that story.
制服树林偷球的坏人， The uniform, the woods, the bad man who stole the orb,
你是怎么得到你的小宝贝的。 how you got your little boo-boo.
我明白了。告诉别人。 I get it. Tell it to someone else.
一旦警卫出错，我们就会找到源头。 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake, we'll find the Source.
如果我从警卫身上学到了什么 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard
这是因为他不犯错误。 it's he doesn't make mistakes.
null All right, you got till the end of the week to shut this down.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Printing in progress.
null Wow. Cool lasers.
null Escape hatch panel number 13 complete.
null BERGER: Look, it's building itself.
null LIZZIE: Some kind of 3D printer from space.
null Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.
null BERGER: Can it print Britney Spears?
null Hasn't she been through enough?
null Can't print people.
null Looks like only a few things to choose from.
null Uh, Maya, I think you pressed the wrong button.
null Yeah. Emergency shutoff.
null CHARLIE: This is a bad idea. LIZZIE: Uh, here, try this button.
null (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring to charging station.
null Nice material.
null Oh, what's this?
null BERGER: Looks like a magic wand.
null Whoa.
null (GASPS)
null Looking good, Hermione.
null It's not a magic wand, it's a magnet wand.
null What?
null (SCOFFS)
null It's a HUD.
null A what? A heads-up display.
null I wonder what this button does?
（莉齐尖叫着） (LIZZIE SCREAMING)
帮助我！伯杰！伯杰！这不是背包！ Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack!
查理：等一下，我来了！把它关掉！ CHARLIE: Hold on, I'm coming! Turn it off!
拉我下来，玛雅！好了，等等，等等，我有。。。 Pull me down, Maya! Okay, hang on, hang on, I got...
哇！伯杰：莉齐，小心！ Whoa! BERGER: Lizzie, careful!
（莉齐尖叫着） (LIZZIE SCREAMING)
你没事吧？太棒了。 You okay? That was awesome.
那太疯狂了。你们还好吧？ That was crazy. You guys okay?
自动语音：目标应用。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Target applying.
哦，嘘。。。 Oh, shh...
（玛雅咕噜） (MAYA GRUNTS)
莉齐：哦，天哪，玛雅！ LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Maya!
我杀了玛雅。你杀了玛雅。 I killed Maya. You killed Maya.
我杀了玛雅。你杀了玛雅！ I killed Maya. You killed Maya!
她没事。你没事。 She's okay. You're okay.
太棒了。 That was awesome.
自动语音：收缩以适应。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shrink to fit.
时尚实用。伯杰：伙计们，看看这个！ Stylish and functional. BERGER: Guys, check this out!
（都在尖叫） (ALL SCREAMING)
莉齐：他的头在哪里？ LIZZIE: Where's his head?
是DJ Berger，无头刺客在现场向你走来！ It's DJ Berger, the headless assassin comin' at you live!
伯杰？ Berger?
伙计们！伙计们！看这里。 Guys! Guys! Look over here.
伯杰：哦，我今天看起来不错。 BERGER: Ooh, I look good today.
怎样 How?
太神奇了！ It's amazing!
你把你的头穿过一个神奇的入口 You put your head through one magic portal thingy
另一个出来了。 and it comes out the other.
哦，天哪。 Oh, my gosh.
哦，那是什么？ Ooh, what's that?
（警报声） (ALARM CHIRPS)
null (ALL SCREAMING)
null AUTOMATED VOICE: G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission.
null This is sick.
null LIZZIE: You still think your dad's The Guard's butler?
null Uh...
null You okay?
null What? Yeah, I, um...
null I'm just ready to get outta here.
null Right, 'cause it kinda looks like you broke something.
null Yeah, I guess I don't know my own strength.
null (FLAMINGO PLAYING)
null Hey. Now that we're alone,
null I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal...
null And... What?
null Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you.
null Aww.
null Thank you for the completely random
null and utterly last-minute offer, Berger.
null Truly.
null But, I already have a date.
null Who? An older guy, more my speed.
null You're a little young for me.
null But we're the same age.
null CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta put everything back where we found it.
null Nobody can know we were in here. (MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY)
你知道我们明天就要考试了。 You know we have that test tomorrow, anyway.
那门课很容易。 That class was so easy.
我希望我能帮你拿。 I wish I could take it for you.
关于这个。。。 About that...
我有一个疯狂的想法。 I kind of have a crazy idea.
（打嗝） (BURPS)
秘密任务。 A covert mission.
但是，我们需要借一些小玩意儿。 But, we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets.
老师：你有五分钟的时间来完成这个测试。 TEACHER: You have five minutes to complete this test.
没有电话。 No phones.
作弊者将被起诉。 Cheaters will be prosecuted.
莉齐：“玛雅。” LIZZIE: "Maya."
没问题。 No problem.
你准备好砍红杉了吗？ You ready to chop down the Sequoia?
（说）这到底是怎么回事？ (MOUTHING) What the hell?
维吉尼亚：我们成功了。它很强壮。 VIRGINIA: We got a hit. It's strong.
夏威夷，艾恩斯，你看到了吗？ Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?
太棒了。她甚至没有注意到。 That was awesome. She didn't even notice.
老师：对不起，伯杰先生。 TEACHER: Excuse me, Mister Berger.
嗯 Uh...
你放在储物柜里的东西是什么？ What was that thing you put in your locker?
这是我为艺术课做的雕塑。 It was a sculpture I made for art class.
我盯上你了，伯杰。 I got my eyes on you, Berger.
非常有挑战性的测试，谢谢。随时 Very challenging test, thank you. Anytime.
（模糊的喋喋不休） (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
嘿，教练？是 啊 Hey, Coach? Yeah.
把我放进去。 Put me in.
你确定吗？ You sure about that?
（零星的掌声） (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
板球裁判：一杆！ PLATE UMPIRE: Strike one!
真是太快了。 That was pretty fast.
这是生命线。 This is the lifeline.
自动 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power increased.
null Charlie.
null We got a strong flash signal.
null Like single-mom strong.
null IRONS: This could be it.
null This is the prosperity line.
null Strike two!
null And this is the, uh, line that tells me
null that you don't have a date to the dance.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Maximum strength.
null Do you wanna go with me?
null I guess. Yeah, cool.
null (CROWD CLAPPING)
null Now that's fast.
null Strike three. You're out.
null (BOTH CHEER)
null Shotgun! BERGER: You owe me a new glove!
null LIZZIE: What's next?
null (ALL SCREAMING)
null (TIRES SCREECHING)
null (SHOUTING) You're an excellent driver! Thanks!
null HAWAII: Is The Guard doing donuts?
null IRONS: Stay on him.
null NEWSCASTER: And in breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
null Local officials...
null (BEEPING) OFFICER GRANT: 108!
null Oh! We got a live one!
null Light 'em up!
null (SIREN WAILING)
调度，我们正在进行10-80。 Dispatch, we got a 10-80 in progress.
看起来像是服用类固醇的嬉皮货车。 Looks like a hippie van on steroids.
那些是警笛吗？ Are those police sirens?
查理？查理，我需要你现在就给它加油！ Charlie? Charlie, I need you to gas it right now!
我不能被捕！我要去医学院！ I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school!
是时候逃避驾驶了。 Time for some evasive driving.
约洛！ YOLO!
嘿嬉皮怪物卡车！靠边停车！ Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over!
让我们跳舞吧！ Let's dance!
滚开，你们这些白痴。 Get outta the road, you idiots.
莉齐：查理，开快点！ LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster!
他们还在那里！ They're still there!
这是一辆战术车辆。它必须具有转移注意力的特征。 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features.
所有的，伙计们，试试所有的！ All of them, guys, try all of them!
自动语音：自动机枪。导弹。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
这是一个破坏者。 Discombobulator on.
解开器断开了。 Discombobulator off.
夏威夷：这是一次全面的浪涌。 HAWAII: It's a full-blown surge.
锁定。 Lockin' on.
自动语音：吸引烟幕。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Engaging smoke screen.
那是烟吗？这是烟雾弹。 Is that smoke? It's smoke bombs.
我不能靠近烟雾，我有哮喘。 I can't be near smoke, I have asthma.
（尖叫）摇上窗户！ (SCREAMING) Roll up the window!
那是什么，炭疽？ What is that, anthrax?
给我一些。 Let me have some.
玛雅：这里还有什么？ MAYA: What else do we have here?
莉齐：来，试试看。如图所示 LIZZIE: Come on try something. Figure something out.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnetic pulse activated. MAYA: Magnet activated.
null Whoa.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Connection established. CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnets bonded. Stop!
null Nice driving, Kincaid!
null Yeah, I play Mario Kart at a very high level!
null It's unblocked. Yep, there he is. Got him!
null All right, pull up the map.
null VIRGINIA: He must've made a mistake.
null Hell yeah, he did.
null Tell the team we're mission go.
null We got him.
null CHARLIE: Driving's not that hard.
null (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
null You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec.
null BERGER: Okay. Don't be too long.
null Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,
null things are more complicated than we thought.
null So, I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days
null but I will see you the following week
null and happy birthday. I really...
null BERGER: Hey, Maya, go long.
null I got it! LIZZIE: Oh, no!
伙计们，我想它死了！ Guys, I think it's dead!
查理：莉齐！ CHARLIE: Lizzie!
可以 Okay.
玛雅：哦。 MAYA: Ow.
真是太神奇了。 That was amazing.
我要上楼打个电话。 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call.
（打嗝） (BURPS)
（咕噜） (GRUNTS)
我不敢相信…所以我在想。。。 I can't believe... So I was thinking...
对不起，你先走。 Sorry, you go first.
我正要说出来。 I was just gonna say it.
一定很奇怪吧？ It must be weird, huh?
知道你爸爸有个科幻人物洞穴。 Knowing your dad has, like, a sci-fi man cave.
是啊，很奇怪。谢谢你的邀请。 Yeah, it is weird. Thanks for asking.
好像我们彼此都不认识。 It's like we don't even know each other.
我以为他在天才酒吧工作。 I thought he worked at a Genius Bar.
他还以为我是对的。 And he thought I was a righty.
嗯，我没有忘记。 Well, I didn't forget.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你修好了吗？ You fixed it?
谢谢 Thanks.
（耳语）编队。 (WHISPERS) Formation.
夏威夷：他们叫你什么？ HAWAII: What do they call you?
威斯康星州。我在夏威夷。 Wisconsin. I'm Hawaii.
阿罗哈。 Aloha.
嘘。 Shh.
哦 Oh.
大家都保持警惕，好吗？ Everyone on alert here, okay?
小心，这可能是弗雷迪·克鲁格的房子。 Yeah, careful, this could be Freddy Krueger's house.
你看到保安了吗？ You seeing any security?
不，我看到了防御。 No, I see defenses.
他们现在似乎被解除了武装。 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment.
信号从里面传来。 Signal's comin' from inside.
移动 Move.
（哼唱曲调） (HUMMING TUNE)
清楚的清楚的 Clear. Clear.
闻起来很香。 Smells good.
感觉就像我们闯入了一个陶器仓库。 Feels like we're breaking into a Pottery Barn.
w是什么 What are we stealing, Irons? You'll know when you see it.
null Oh. I have this lamp.
null I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity.
null But...
null Why couldn't he tell me?
null Am I that untrustable?
null Certainly weren't in the fifth grade.
null So you do remember.
null How could I forget?
null Robbie Fernandez's birthday party.
null You and I almost kiss.
null You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath.
null It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath.
null I know, 'cause I have amazing breath,
null but you do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya
null followed me around, right?
null And that's why you left the country.
null What? No, my mom got transferred, you dingus.
null (BEEPING)
null I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house.
null WOMAN: We checked. There's no basement.
null Hey, you guys are gonna wanna check out his office.
null It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator.
null Sick, right?
我们在正确的地方。 We are in the right place.
怎么了，伙计们？欢迎来到MTV婴儿床 What's up, guys? Welcome to MTV Cribs
和你儿子巴里·伯杰在一起。 with your boy, Barry Berger.
现在我在我的秘密总部， And right now I'm in my secret HQ,
这是双关语的用意。 which kinda rocks, pun intended.
（电梯叮当声） (ELEVATOR DINGS)
一定是莉齐？ Must be Lizzie?
莉齐什么时候得到手电筒的？ When did Lizzie get a flashlight?
（耳语）有点不对劲。我们得走了，快点。 (WHISPERS) Something's wrong. We gotta move, come on.
（键盘嘟嘟声） (KEYPAD BEEPS)
（数字蜂鸣声） (DIGITAL BEEPING)
嗯，是的，这就是魔法发生的地方。 And, uh, yeah, this is where the magic happens.
我真的不知道这个房间是什么…（低声尖叫） I don't really know what this room... (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
嘘。 Shh.
好吧，我们得躲起来。这里有人拿着枪。 Okay, we gotta hide. There are people here with guns.
（紧张地）黑手党？嘘！ (NERVOUSLY) The Mafia? Shh!
不，在我看来他们是准军事组织。 No. They look paramilitary to me.
你怎么知道？ How could you tell?
设备我看到一个Sig Sauer MDX， Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
Zev Dragonfly Glock 17，平板载体， Zev Dragonfly Glock 17, Plate Carriers,
还有手榴弹。哇！ and grenades. Wow.
我们得抓到莉齐和…（喘息） We gotta get Lizzie and... (GASPS)
哦，天哪，莉齐。 Oh, my God, Lizzie.
男：（在电话中）我现在穿着背心， MAN: (ON PHONE) I'm wearing a vest now,
我真的很期待…嗯。 I'm really looking forward... Mmhmm.
好吧嗯，记住不要打b All right. Well, remember not to make a big deal when you get here, okay?
null IRONS: The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So...
null It looks like we just missed him then.
null Let's get this object and get the heck outta here.
null Um...
null Looks like we got company.
null IRONS: Well, whoever it is, it's not him.
null They might be after the same thing we are, though, so...
null Let's make sure they don't beat us to it.
null CHARLIE: What are we gonna do?
null (WHISPERS) I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad
null gets back and saves us.
null How long is he gone for again?
null He said he could be a couple of days.
null (IN NORMAL VOICE) A couple as in two or a couple as in ten?
null 'Cause the human body can survive three days... A couple
null literally means two.
null Guys, come on, Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her.
null How? The only way out is the elevator.
null The garage. That's where the camper van came out of.
一定有出口吧？走吧。 There must be an exit, right? Let's go.
不管是谁，我们都要把他们抽出来。 Whoever's down here, we're gonna smoke 'em out.
你和威斯康星州扫荡周边。是 啊 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter. Yeah.
泽西你和夏威夷把信号干扰器放在楼上。 Jersey, you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs.
确保没有人躲在那里 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there
没人会小便 and no one takes as much as a piss
不先跟我说话，明白吗？ without talkin' to me first, you got that?
威斯康星州：收到。 WISCONSIN: Copy that.
从现在开始。 Starting now.
他有一个小小的日本厕所 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet
运动传感器的东西，喷雾。。。 motion-sensor things that spray the...
是 啊上楼去。 Yeah. Get upstairs.
收到。威斯康星州：行动。走吧！ Copy that. WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go!
泽西：你听到了。我们走吧。 JERSEY: You heard him. Let's move.
你在这儿的时候给我发短信，我就出去。 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside.
自动语音：已启动锁定。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Lockdown initiated.
快点 Hurry up!
五，四，三…伯杰：走，走，走。 In five, four, three... BERGER: Go, go, go.
…两个，一个。 ...two, one.
威斯康星州：你听到了吗？是 啊 WISCONSIN: Did you hear that? Yeah.
在我身上。 On me.
（耳语）回去。 (WHISPERS) Go back.
氩，我们找到了那个地方。 Argon, we found the place.
氩：那又怎么样？但我们有个问题。 ARGON: And what? But we got a problem.
null Yeah, what is it?
null You'll wanna get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.
null (GASPS)
null (PANTING)
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Power source removed.
null Where are you hiding?
null (LIZZIE WHIMPERING)
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating predictions.
null BERGER: Charlie. Charlie.
null Charlie. Huh?
null MAYA: Come on!
null IRONS: Whoever is here, I know you can hear me.
null We have this place locked down so there is no escape.
null We've come to retrieve an object,
null and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot.
null So we know it's in here. The van.
null We came for the object, not you, so you have a choice.
null You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you.
null Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry.
null Oh, no.
null (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
null Where are these intruders?
null JERSEY: They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl.
null What if she called the cops?
null Not possible. I set up blockers around the house.
你屏蔽了所有的频率吗？ Did you block every frequency?
海绵宝宝住在菠萝里吗？ Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple?
看来今晚我们得把手弄脏了。 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
嘿，杀孩子不是我合同的一部分。 Hey, killing kids is not a part of my contract.
嘿，嘿，嘿。谁说要杀孩子？ Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who said anything about killing kids?
好吧，我们会找到她，我们会吓唬她，对吧？ All right, we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her, right?
嗯。很好因为我不杀孩子。 Uh-huh. Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids.
不完全完全完全完全。 No, totally, totally, totally.
但是，呃，成年人呢？ But, uh, what about adults?
成年人很好，对吧？成年人很好。 Adults are fine, right? Adults are fine.
我总是杀大人。没错。 I kill adults all the time. Yeah, exactly.
少一个成年人。 One less adult.
（地板吱吱作响） (FLOOR CREAKS)
冻结（喘息） Freeze! (GASPS)
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是莉齐·麦康娜。伊丽莎白。 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.
我今年14岁。 And I'm 14 years old.
我看起来很成熟， And I look really mature,
但我刚开始对自己的皮肤感到舒服。 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin.
我太漂亮了，死不了，好吗？ And I'm too pretty to die, okay?
我太漂亮了，死不了 I'm way too pretty to die
我不知道你们为什么要杀我。 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me.
因为我很漂亮，我现在有更多的生活要过。 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now.
你们不知道 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do,
null and I really just don't want you guys to kill me.
null Please don't kill me.
null Shh.
null Please. (DOORBELL RINGS)
null Who is that?
null I don't know. ARGON: Did you call the cops?
null No! I swear.
null Did you order food? No, no, it's not food.
null There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno, not delivery.
null Who is DiGiorno?
null Is that DiGiorno at the door?
null No! No. Who is DiGiorno?
null I don't know why you guys are here.
null Get her down here.
null "We came to retrieve an object."
null BERGER: I think he means that thing.
null Yes, obviously he means that thing.
null Okay, where did you go? I don't know.
null It showed me things.
null Like a vision.
null Whatever it is, it's powerful.
null Well, whatever it is, let's give it to them
null and get the hell out of here.
null What? No! It's not ours to give, it belongs to my dad.
null Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing, they're gonna kill us.
好吧，即使我们这样做了，他们仍然可能会杀了我们。 Well, they still might kill us even if we do.
我不相信民兵。 I don't trust militias.
伯杰：那我们就无能为力了。 BERGER: Then there's nothing we can do.
错误的我们可以做点什么。 Wrong. There is something we can do.
自卫！ Defend ourselves!
这就是我要说的。 That's what I'm talking about.
好吧，我骗了你们。 Okay, I lied to you guys.
听这只是我的约会。（敲门） Listen. It's just my date. (KNOCK ON DOOR)
请让我摆脱他。他不是这件事的一部分。 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this.
没有人会受伤。 No one has to get hurt.
等等，等等。他的父母都是律师。 Wait, wait. His parents are both lawyers.
我的意思是，一个只是个人伤害律师， I mean, one is just a personal injury lawyer,
但他们还是会来找他的 but still, they'll come looking for him
他们会报警的。 and they'll call the police.
相信我，你不会想和救护车追逐者打交道的。 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser, trust me.
男孩：莉齐！把门盖上。 BOY: Lizzie! Cover the door.
等等，等等，等等。你有60秒的时间摆脱他。 Wait, wait, wait. You have 60 seconds to get rid of him.
男孩：这里太可怕了！冷静点。 BOY: It's scary out here! Be cool.
你好 Hi.
（说法语）晚安，妈妈，切丽。 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Bonsoir, ma cherie.
和往常一样，你看起来很迷人。 You look ravishing, as always.
谢谢，巨无霸。嗯，所以。。。 Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so...
（喃喃自语） (WHISPERING GIBBERISH)
那是什么？ What is that?
求救！ Get help! Call the cops. Get her inside.
null JERSEY: That's enough.
null Get in here. (BIG MAC YELPS)
null Looks like Eugene just got his license.
null Um, can you not call me Eugene?
null He likes to be called Big Mac.
null Gun. What are you doing here?
null Well, what happened was,
null um, I came here to pick up my date...
null Right. That's my date.
null And, it just so... It happens that
null she has been hangin' out with my brother
null and his friend, (STAMMERING) Charlie.
null That's why I'm here.
null So what happened was you (MIMICS STAMMERING) came here to hang out
null with your girl who's also hangin' out with your...
null Brother.
null Who then is hanging out with...
null Charlie. ...Charlie,
null and his friends.
null You don't gotta make fun of me, but yes.
null Perfect.
null Just kids, huh?
null Irons! When were you gonna tell me
null you found The Guard's secret headquarters?
我想等到我们真正有了能源。 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source.
你在等。那么它在哪里呢？ You were waiting. So where is it?
丢失的 Missing.
下面有人。可能是保安，民兵。。。 There's someone down here. Could be security, militia...
民兵组织 Militia?
我的意思是，不管是谁，他们都非常回避。 I mean, whoever it is, they're highly evasive.
这里的罗密欧和朱丽叶是青少年民兵吗？ Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia?
嗨，伙计们。 Hi, guys.
自卫？ Defend ourselves?
你希望我们怎么做？ How do you expect us to do that?
我有个主意。 I have an idea.
你们听说过游击战吗？ Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare?
Xbox还是PS5？ Xbox or PS5?
不，这是真正的游击战。 No, actual guerilla warfare.
利用你的弱点作为优势？ Using your weaknesses as strengths?
我们比他们小，但我们是移动的。 We're smaller than them, but we're mobile.
我们拥有主场优势和巨大的3D打印机。 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer.
我说我们有这些小玩意， I say we get the gadgets,
振作起来，为我们的出路而战。 get scrappy, and fight our way out.
氩：这东西开着吗？是 啊 ARGON: Is this thing on? Yeah.
嗨，我在找查理·金凯。 Hi, I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid.
我这里有人想跟你打个招呼。 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you.
莉齐：查理，这些老家伙有枪！照他们说的做。 LIZZIE: Charlie, these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say.
他们抓到了莉齐。 They got Lizzie.
巨无霸：伯杰，嘿，嘿，伙计。听着，如果我死了 BIG MAC: Berger, hey, hey, man. Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!
null ARGON: Dude, shut up.
null Give me the Source, Charlie Kincaid,
null or I'll kill your friends. You got it?
null BERGER: My brother's here.
null They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that.
null Berger, I know you're scared. I am, too.
null But we have a plan. We can fight back. Shh.
null Come on, Charlie, you're not exactly the action hero type.
null What am I then, since you seem to know?
null You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
null Guys. But this is not the time to play hero cat, okay?
null Stick to scaredy-cat. MAYA: Shh!
null This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house
null without a backup inhaler?
null With all the asthma, the celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?
null Guys, come on. You guys are friends.
null We're risking our lives for that rock
null so you can prove to your dad how brave you are.
但你猜怎么着？他不在乎。 But guess what? He doesn't care.
他更关心他的工作 He cares more about his job
而不是关心自己的儿子。 than he cares about his own son.
（咕噜） (GRUNTS)
玛雅：伙计们，别再打架了。 MAYA: Guys, stop fighting.
嘿，停下来。你们这些白痴。 Hey, stop it. You idiots.
现在不是宣泄不满的时候！ This isn't the time for airing of grievances!
现在让我们一起工作。 Now let's work together.
不可能。我宁愿独自去，也不愿和你合作。 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you.
他的父母是律师。 (MUFFLED) His parents are lawyers.
艾恩斯：夏威夷在哪里？ IRONS: Where is Hawaii?
忙碌的只要专注于寻找源头。 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source.
你们听到了，伙计们。搬出去。 You heard him, guys. Move out.
你也是。泽西要当保姆。 You, too. Jersey's gonna babysit.
威斯康星州：我们清楚了。 WISCONSIN: We're clear.
弗吉尼亚：我们去隔壁房间看看。 VIRGINIA: Let's check the next room.
自动语音：低功耗。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power.
（耳语）这个也死了。他们都死了。 (WHISPERING) This one's dead, too. They're all dead.
艾恩斯：弗吉尼亚，你的情况如何？ IRONS: Virginia, what's your status?
你找到什么了吗？ Have you found anything?
该死 Damn.
没什么。电源不在这里。 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here.
请找到它。 Find it, please.
第二阶段的时间到了吗？是的。 Time for phase two? Yep.
氩：我等不及要把这个地方炸了。 ARGON: I can't wait to blow this place up.
说真的，我讨厌这个地方。 Seriously, I hate this place.
看着孩子们。是 啊 Watch the kiddies. Yeah.
芬尼背包？（嘲笑） A fanny pack? (SCOFFS)
null What can he say? He looks like a baby.
null Sweet. Quarter. He hasn't even hit his growth spurt...
null (SQUEALS)
null (GROANING)
null I just killed someone.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging.
null This is it. This is The Guard's energy source.
null You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday.
null Ms. Squint owes me an apology.
null Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this?
null I don't think so. BERGER: Hey!
null Who's the hero-cat now, buttmunchers?
null Sorry about what I said back there.
null Your ailments aren't what make you weak,
null they're actually what makes you strong.
null And I'm sorry I punched you. (SIGHS)
null BERGER: That was a really good apology.
null I wasn't ready to forgive you.
null I planned on throwing way more shade.
null But, I'm sorry, too.
null (GRUNTS)
null Hey, I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday.
null Mm-mm.
null (MUFFLED) Wait, wait, no, no.
null (GROANS)
（喘息） (PANTING)
嘿，你们几岁了？ Hey, how old are you guys?
十八十四 Eighteen. Fourteen.
氩：只有你们在下面？我们会问问题的。 ARGON: It's just you guys down here? We'll ask the questions.
我说我们折磨他来获取信息。 I say we torture him to get info.
（笑） (LAUGHING)
你打算怎么折磨我？ And how do you plan on torturin' me?
你要搔痒折磨我吗？ Are you gonna tickle torture me?
比如你打算怎么做？ Like what are you gonna do?
伙计，那太长了！ Dude, that was too long!
那感觉像是挠痒痒的折磨吗？ Does that feel like tickle torture?
那东西太神奇了。你想卖掉它吗？ That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it?
你想再看一遍吗？不，不！ You wanna see it again? No, no!
不，不，不。你知道，好吧。 No, no, no. You know, okay.
你们想知道什么？每件事 What do you guys wanna know? Everything.
好吧，那东西？那个发光的东西？ Okay, that thing? That glowing thing?
那是非常先进的技术。 That thing's highly advanced technology.
这就像是超凡脱俗的技术。 It's like otherworldly technology.
“超凡脱俗”就像外星人？ "Otherworldly" as in aliens?
是 啊 Yeah.
这就是“超凡脱俗”的意思，它不是来自这个世界。 That's what "otherworldly" means, it's not from this world.
不可能。那东西显然是为人类设计的。 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans.
不，那是因为它适应环境。 No, that's because it adapts to its environment.
这是一个世界建设者。它创造了整个地方！ It's a world builder. It created this entire place!
我是说，你觉得呢 I mean, do you think The Guard built this? Not without that.
null Why do you want it?
null Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked
null a fraction of its potential.
null And you wanna make weapons out of it.
null Ya know what I want it for?
null I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems.
null So why not tell that to my dad, huh?
null You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help?
null And you know what? I got ghosted.
null I'm familiar with the feeling.
null And your dad's being, like, so selfish right now.
null He just wants that technology all to himself!
null I want to share it.
null Huh?
null Who's the bad guy here?
null You are. You guys look like smart kids.
null Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go.
null I don't trust him. No way.
null I'm giving you my word.
null Hey, Charlie. Come here.
null Hey, man.
null Now's your chance to be a hero.
null You know? Dude, don't do it for me.
null Do it for her.
我的意思是，那里肯定有一种氛围。 I mean, there's definitely a vibe there.
你认为呢？没有共鸣，查理。 Do you think? There's no vibe, Charlie.
天气很热。太热了。 It's hot. It's too hot.
它变得…很不舒服。 It's gotten... It's uncomfortable.
别听他的。 Don't listen to him.
杰克：嘿，莉莉，你好吗？ JACK: Hey, Lily, how you doin'?
莉莉：嘿，我打电话来是想看看情况如何。 LILY: Hey, I was just callin' to see how it's goin'.
你说话了吗？ Did you talk?
是的，我谈过了。我没有发言权。 Yeah, I had a talk. I didn't have the talk.
老实说，我只是觉得他还没准备好。 To be honest, I just don't think he's ready.
杰克，我讨厌这个超级英雄。 Jack, I'm so sick of this superhero shtick.
听着如果你想接近他， Listen, if you wanna be close to him,
那你得让他进来，好吗？ then you have to let him in, okay?
是的，你得让他进来。 Yeah, you gotta let him in.
让查理穿上。 Just put Charlie on.
可以把他放在哪里？ Okay. Put him on where?
什么意思？让他接电话。 What do you mean? Put him on the phone.
他没有接我的电话。 He hasn't picked up any of my calls.
对，因为他不在你身边。 Right, 'cause he's not with you.
哦，开枪。 Oh, shoot.
什么 What?
因为你没见过他 Because you haven't seen him
自从你把他送到我家。 since you dropped him off at my house.
该死！ Dang it!
好吧，等等，查理在哪里？ Okay, wait, where is Charlie?
他就在你离开他的地方。 He's right where you left him.
好吧，但是。。。 Okay, but...
查理：我们有你的老板。 CHARLIE: We have your boss.
我们是一个超级英雄 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries, way tougher than you.
null Meet us downstairs for an exchange, losers.
null Get up.
null LIZZIE: Hey, stop! JERSEY: God, you're strong.
null LIZZIE: Take it easy.
null We give you the Source, and you let us go, right?
null All of us. Abso... Yes.
null You sure?
null (SIGHS)
null All right, now release our friends.
null BERGER: Come on, just let 'em go.
null What are you doin' here? I'm picking up my date.
null Really, Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother?
null How could you? Oh, I have no autonomy in my own decisions?
null You know what? You both betrayed me.
null Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her.
null Charlie, give me the Source.
null Oh, come on.
null I'm gonna keep it safe, I promise.
null Hey. Be a hero.
null Come on.
null Thanks, buddy.
null It's beautiful.
null Lock 'em up.
null Put your hands up! What?
null You lied to us?
null Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man.
null Hey.
null Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab.
你是说在我们向公众展示之后。 You mean after we show the public.
安塞尔，我们不再隐瞒这件事了。 Ansel, we're not hiding this anymore.
嗯，不，不，当然。我们要和全世界分享。 Well, no, no, of course. We're gonna share it with the world.
我们当然是。但我们不想让它落入坏人之手。 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
我们不能在没有适当分析的情况下就把它翻过来。 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis.
你能想象吗？我们想把它交给谁？ Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to?
正当等待 Right? Wait.
等等，什么？这是假的。 Wait, what? It's fake.
这是假的！ It's a fake!
查理！ Charlie!
自动语音：紧急关闭。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Emergency shutoff.
查理：只是生意！氩：回来！ CHARLIE: Just business! ARGON: Get back here!
现在威斯康星州：这到底是怎么回事？ Now! WISCONSIN: What the hell?
查理：走，走，走！威斯康星州：谁盯上了这孩子？ CHARLIE: Go, go, go! WISCONSIN: Who's got eyes on the kid?
只有一个出口。 There's only one exit.
查理：我们去电梯吧，快点。 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator, come on.
伯杰：别告诉他们我们要去哪里。 BERGER: Don't tell 'em where we're going.
玛雅：小心！ MAYA: Watch out!
榴弹 Grenade!
（喘息） (GASPS)
不 No!
（呼气）明白了。 (EXHALES) Gotcha.
查理，我们自由了！走吧！ Charlie, we're free! Let's go!
不是没有源头。 Not without the Source.
泽西，把它扔给我。 ARGON: Jersey, toss it to me.
查理：嘿，氩！ CHARLIE: Hey, Argon!
游戏时间结束了，孩子们！ Playtime's over, kids!
我们不是孩子！我们是年轻人。 We're not kids! We're young adults.
游戏时间刚刚结束 And playtime has just begun.
null Hear!
null Go get 'em.
null JERSEY: Catch. ARGON: Toss it.
null (BOTH YELLING)
null ARGON: Get it, get it!
null Shoot 'em!
null Nonlethal!
null Well, they were shooting at us!
null Nobody touches the 'fro.
null Go!
null Lizzie! The Source!
null VIRGINIA: Come here!
null (GROANS)
null Bon voyage!
null Charlie!
null Hurry up!
null Charlie, run!
null Come on out.
null I said, come out!
null Nailed it.
null Gimme that ball, little boy.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction.
null Get outta the way, whopper.
null Over my dead body.
null No!
null I said gimme that ball.
null What are you doin'?
null Getting out of the way.
null For what?
null (MAYA GRUNTS)
null Her. Okay. Let's get to the elevator.
null You shot at a kid!
null Young adult.
null (GROANS)
null Hole in one.
null Berger! Berger! Let's go!
null Let's... Now. Right now. Let's get...
null Hey! Eugene?
null What did you call me?
null No.
null (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
null Eugene.
null (GASPS)
null I told you don't call me Eugene.
null Attack!
null Yeah. Take that. Take that.
null Do not mess with the Berger brothers.
null Are you ready?
null Big Mac Attack on the scene!
我就是这么做的。我的手有点。。。 I just did that. My hand kinda...
我现在是超级英雄了，对吧？你很棒。 I'm a superhero now, right? You're great.
查理：我们去电梯吧。 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator.
（查理喊道） (CHARLIE YELLS)
伯杰：不，不！放开我！不 BERGER: No, no! Let go of me! No!
过来！放开我。 Come here! Let go of me.
查理，我们走。 Charlie... Let's go.
查理。我们要起诉！ Charlie. We'll press charges!
艾恩斯：你打得很好，孩子。 IRONS: You fought well, kid.
现在把它交出来。 Now hand it over.
我不会让你偷我爸爸的东西。 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad.
他告诉你的一切都是谎言。 Whatever he's told you is a lie.
查理，我不知道你是否注意到， Charlie, I don't know if you've noticed,
这是你爸爸的事。 that's kinda your dad's thing.
说谎。 Lying.
不是吗？ Isn't it?
他有没有告诉过你那天晚上发生的事 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night
我们什么时候找到源头的？ when we found the Source?
隐马尔可夫模型？ Hmm?
他提到我就在他身边？ He mention that I was right there with him?
那是我，我是被炸掉脸的人 That's me, I'm the guy who got his face blown off
所以你爸爸可以到处跑假装他是个该死的英雄。 so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero.
你要去哪里？ Where are you goin'?
停止跑步。不 Stop running. No!
（呼吸沉重） (BREATHING HEAVILY)
你是个骗子！那没有发生！ You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it.
null Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night
null and your father stole it for himself.
null No.
null You don't really know your dad, do you?
null And you think your dad's a hero?
null Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
null No! No. AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating vision.
null ARGON: Bravo!
null Bravo!
null I never doubted you for a second.
null (LAUGHS)
null All right, now bring it down here.
null And the kid.
null Let's go.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Power low.
null Dang it!
null I never doubted you for a second, not one second.
null That's why you tried to fire me yesterday, right?
null What do we do with the rugrats?
null Get rid of 'em.
null What?
null Murder wasn't part of the plan, Ansel.
null Give it to me.
null Don't move, Irons.
null Nice, huh?
null Whoa, my watch!
null Go!
null LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast it! BERGER: Big Mac!
null Gross! BERGER: Blast it!
null LIZZIE: Blast it! BERGER: Big Mac!
null Blast it!
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Portal connection broken.
举起手来！ Put your hands up!
是的，举起手来！ Yeah, put your hands up!
另一个入口在哪里？ Where's the other portal?
（电梯铃声） (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
你到底是谁？ Who the heck are you?
哇，哇，别开枪！别开枪。 Whoa, whoa, don't shoot! Don't shoot.
我只是个IT专家。我被警告有安全漏洞？ I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach?
我不知道这里是零度三十。 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirty in here.
嘿，你在干什么？呆在那里！ Hey, what are you doing? Stay right there!
让我下来因为有奇怪的回声。 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo.
所以我们没有互相大喊大叫。 So we're not shouting at each other.
什么这是所有这些回声，这是一个很大的空间。 What? It's all these echoes, it's a big space.
好的，是的，有回声。 Okay, yeah, there is an echo.
我一直在告诉他，他要做声学方面的工作。 I've been tellin' the guy, he's gotta work on the acoustics.
是他吗？是警卫吗？ Is that him? Is that The Guard?
而且手机服务很糟糕。 And the cell phone service is terrible.
嗯，我不应该说这很糟糕。这不是我想要的地方。 Well, I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be.
我会努力的。是警卫吗？ I'm gonna work on that. Is that The Guard?
到目前为止，您还没有收到推送通知 As of right now, you're not getting the push notifications
以及一些警报， and some of the alerts,
虽然有时人们喜欢摆脱他们。 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em.
你能快点吗？ Can you hurry up?
让我们把温度调低。 Let's turn down the temperature.
杰克：你们是一个 JACK: You guys are freakin' me out with these guns.
null Okay, are you The Guard?
null No. I'm definitely not The Guard.
null I just work for him.
null I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario.
null But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry.
null Okay, then how would you deal with DDoS malware?
null Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware.
null (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
null Check his purse.
null What's in the fanny pack?
null Can anybody say front butt?
null Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.
null I mean, I got some, you know, lip balm,
null sunglasses, hand sanitizer...
null Open it.
null Slowly.
null Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I mean, see?
null Oh, and some gum.
null He's got a gun! (YELPS)
null You okay? You okay? Yeah. Yes.
null Stay back, stay back! Dad, we...
null Listen, Charlie, I got somethin' to tell you.
null Yeah, Dad, Dad... This may come as a shock...
null Charlie, please!
null I am The Guard.
null Oh, my God, really?
null Okay, we'll talk more about it later.
弗吉尼亚：那是什么？ VIRGINIA: What is that?
拿另一个芬妮背包！ Get the other fanny pack!
自动语音：功率级别至关重要。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power level critical.
该死！这套衣服没电了。 Dang it! The suit's outta power.
你可以选择任何东西，你选择了芬妮背包？ You coulda chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
这很实用。 It's practical.
嘿，伙计们，我们没事了。 Hey, guys, we're clear.
一，二！ One, two!
去 Go!
好的，计划是这样的。 Okay, here's the plan.
我们会带你们去电梯， We're gonna get you guys to the elevator,
然后我要抓住源头， then I'm gonna grab the Source,
给衣服充电。爸爸 recharge the suit. Dad...
什么关于来源的一点小事情。。。 What? A little thing about the Source...
不，等等，查理，求你了！看看我。 No, wait, Charlie, please! Look at me.
查理，请告诉我他们没有消息来源。 Charlie, please tell me they don't have the Source.
他没有。是的，我们确定了。 He doesn't. Yeah, we made sure of that.
太棒了是 啊 Great. Yeah.
查理采用了一种典型的转移注意力的策略。 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic.
他印制了一份假情报，愚弄了所有的雇佣兵。 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries.
真正地这很酷。 Really? It was pretty cool.
听起来很酷。 That does sound cool.
金凯先生，抱歉打断一下， Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt,
事实上，我认为范妮·帕克斯现在有机会。。。 and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now...
非常感谢。为什么只是手套？ Thank you. Why just the glove?
为什么不整套衣服呢因为我 Why not the whole suit? 'Cause I ran outta power.
null Ya can't get the whole suit without the power,
null that's why I just got the glove.
null Okay, so who's got the Source?
null I threw it in a portal.
null And I kinda zapped it and it's gone.
null Portal? What do you mean, "zapped it"?
null (GROANS)
null CHARLIE: No!
null MAYA: Mr. Kincaid! BERGER: Mr. Kincaid!
null Dad! LIZZIE: No.
null (KUNGFU SOUNDS)
null ARGON: Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack, huh? (JACK GROANS)
null CHARLIE: God. Dad!
null Clever.
null You think that it only works for you?
null You're not special. You're not the chosen one.
null The truth is,
null you're the recipient of dumb luck.
null Yeah, you got the suit, but you don't have the swagger.
null You don't think I got swagger?
null (FARTS)
null Where's the Source?
null I'll never tell you.
null (LIZZIE SCREAMING)
null It's at school in my locker!
null Berger! Grab the kid. Let's get outta here.
null I'm changin' the access codes.
null Come on!
null LIZZIE: No, leave him alone! MAYA: Berger!
null Dad?
null (GROANING)
null Dad!
（呼气）大摇大摆，该死。 (EXHALES) Swagger, damn.
他对斯威格了解多少？ What does he know about swagger?
你知道吗，放纳米炸弹。 Ya know what, set the nano bombs.
给我们足够的时间清理爆炸区域。 And give us enough time to clear the blast area.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
你刚才擦伤我了吗？ Did you just graze me?
是 啊别擦我，兄弟。 Yeah. Don't graze me, bro.
（电梯叮当声） (ELEVATOR DINGS)
我能接电话吗？嗯。 Can I get the phone? Uh-huh.
在电梯里放一个。 Set one up in the elevator.
我来设置定时器。 I'll set up the timer.
对不起，伙计。 Sorry, buddy.
氩气，不！ Argon, no!
泽西：阿甘，你就像我的父亲！没有证人。 JERSEY: Argon, you're like a father to me! No witnesses.
（爆炸声）查理！ (EXPLOSION) Charlie!
怎么回事？发生了什么事？感谢上帝你没事。 What's goin' on? What's happening? Thank God you're okay.
查理，发生什么事了？爸爸，爸爸。。。 Charlie, what's happening? Dad, Dad...
成交，成交。 Here's the deal, here's the deal.
这地方到处都是炸弹，好吗？ This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs, all right?
我们有五分钟的时间离开这里， We got five minutes to get outta here,
救救伯杰，找到源头。 save Berger, and get the Source.
我不敢相信你把线人带到学校了。 I can't believe you took the Source to school.
没时间为人父母了，爸爸！ No time for parenting, Dad!
我们怎么离开这里？ How do we get outta here?
体育馆上方有一个逃生口。 There's an escape hatch above the gym.
这不是一个选项。系统的l Not an option. System's locked down. JACK: What?
null IRONS: Argon changed all these access codes.
null Everything is encrypted now.
null Dad, Dad, Dad, you stay here. No.
null Dad, you stay here.
null Blue Eyes, fix him up.
null The name's Captain Sean Irons. Shh. Zip it.
null Lizzie, you crack the code so we can get access to the system.
null Maya and I will print enough jetpacks for all of us, all right?
null We will? I trust you. Do you trust me?
null I do now.
null Here you go.
null (BEEPING)
null Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes
null back there just say? AUTOMATED VOICE: All systems locked.
null He said Argon locked the whole system.
null The escape hatch, the printer, everything.
null If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Access denied. Speakin' of Argon...
null You know, for the record, I don't have a stuttering problem.
你知道，我只是很紧张，看看发生了什么。。。 Ya know, I was just nervous and see, see, what happened...
你是干什么的？ What are you?
嘿嘿你在干什么？ Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?
需要烧灼这个伤口。 Need to cauterize this wound.
有一瞬间，我以为你会杀了我。 For a second there, I thought you were gonna kill me.
是的，我还是会的。 Yeah, I still might.
（呻吟） (GROANS)
这是一个四位数密码，只有10000个组合。 It's a four-digit password, only 10,000 combinations.
只有一万？ Only 10,000?
听着，莉齐，我知道你很擅长逃生室的事 Look, Lizzie, I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff
但我看不到任何线索。 but I don't see any clues.
我们不需要线索巨无霸。我们要用暴力破解这个密码。 We don't need a clue, Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password.
你要用一万种不同的组合来暴力。 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations.
是的，我有一个计划。我们会死的。 Yes, I have a plan. We're gonna die.
我需要借这个。 I need to borrow this.
查理：快点！我们没有那么多时间。 CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't have that much time.
自动语音：打印错误。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Error printing.
（两声咕噜） (BOTH GRUNTING)
那你现在为什么要帮我？ So why are you helpin' me now?
让我们说我知道现在的利害关系。 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now.
你有幻觉，不是吗？不是每个人都能得到。 You had a vision, didn't you? Not everyone gets one.
你看到了什么？ What'd you see?
它比我想象的更强大。 It's more powerful than I realized.
我有这个。 I got this.
代码被拒绝。 Code denied.
现在你明白了 Now you understand why it needed to be protected.
null I don't see why you assume you're the only one
null worthy of protecting it, though.
null Wanna know what my last ten years have been?
null Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.
null But I didn't have a choice. You did.
null You chose to keep it for yourself.
null MAYA: Charlie, move!
null Lizzie!
null Wait! That was not part of the plan!
null Lizzie! Lizzie, get us out of here!
null Speakin' of plans, do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our...
null No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time!
null MAYA: Lizzie, come on! (SCREAMS)
null Oh, no. No.
null We're getting crushed!
null Oh, my God, they're getting crushed!
null Help! Lizzie!
null Maya, I gotta tell you somethin'.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Platform has reached maximum capacity.
null Wait. Wait, what does that mean?
null Commencing vaporization procedure.
null Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.
自动语音：拒绝。否认。否认。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Denied. Denied. Denied.
我真的很喜欢你。喜欢你。 I really like you. Like "like-like" you.
自动语音：在15秒内降低音量。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
像…像很多！十五，十四，十三， Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13,
12, 11, 12, 11,
十，九，八…你明白了。 ten, nine, eight... You got this.
…七，六，五…而我。。。 ...seven, six, five... And I'm...
…四，三，二，一。 ...four, three, two, one.
代码被接受。非常抱歉。 Code accepted. So sorry.
我得到了它！ I got it!
对对对对 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
很抱歉 Sorry.
玛雅：什么？ MAYA: What?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
男孩们选择最奇怪的时间来脆弱。 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
我们去打印那些喷气背包吧。 Let's go print those jetpacks.
自动语音：喷气式包装印刷六分之三完成。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Jet pack printing three of six complete.
（嘟嘟声） (BEEPING)
巨无霸，听我说，我们得走了。过来。 Big Mac, listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here.
等等，等等，等等。等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
（巨无霸大喊） (BIG MAC YELLING)
我们得加倍努力。 We gotta double up.
等等，我爸爸呢？走，走，走！我很好。 Wait, what about my dad? Go, go, go! I'm fine.
自动语音：毁灭即将来临。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Destruction imminent.
我想你现在应该学会分享了。 Well, I guess you gotta learn to share now.
把它拿进来。 Bring it in.
进来。 Get in here.
（杰克喊道） (JACK YELLING)
杰克：哇，哇。小心那棵树！不 JACK: Whoa, whoa. Watch out for the tree! No.
（G）影响 (IMPACT GRUNTS)
null LIZZIE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
null That was crazy! We just flew.
null Thank you. Nice job, Angry Guy.
null But we've gotta get to school.
null You should leave the kids with me, they'll slow you down.
null No! No!
null Berger's my best friend. He's my little brother.
null We're going with you, Mr. Kincaid.
null (HELICOPTER HOVERING)
null I'm not the only one lookin' for ya.
null You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.
null Yeah, the world needs The Guard, Jack.
null And you're the least bad option.
null Thanks. You're not gonna...
null I know you're not, I don't have to say this,
null but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything...
null We'll see. Gotcha, man, okay.
null All right, you guys get the heck outta here.
null Stop that maniac, all right?
null CHARLIE: Let's go! MAYA: Let's go get Berger!
null Sorry about your man cave, Dad.
是 啊再见。十年后就要付诸东流了。 Yeah. Adios. Ten years down the drain.
不是我的错民兵来了。。。 Well, it's not my fault a militia showed up to...
关于这一点，有两种观点。。。偷你的魔法球。 There's two schools of thought on that. ...steal your magic ball.
那是谁的？ Well, whose is it?
嘿，如果你告诉我你是谁的真相， Hey, if you would've just told me the truth about who you are,
我永远也想不到！ I would have never figured it out!
所以事实上，这是你的错。 So actually, it's your fault.
杰克：真的吗？查理：是的。 JACK: Really? CHARLIE: Yeah.
好吧，我们有足够的时间讨论这是谁的错。 Well, we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is.
氩：我们走！伯杰：好了，好了，别紧张，伙计！ ARGON: Let's go! BERGER: Okay, okay, take it easy, man!
老兄，你太慢了。 Dude, you are so slow.
妈妈说得对。你总是偏离方向，竖起墙。 Mom's right. You're always deflecting, putting up walls.
什么她这么说？是 啊 What? She says that? Yeah.
我不同意。 I disagree.
我不筑墙，也不偏转。 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect.
看见偏转。 See? Deflection.
你在说什么？它在偏转。 What are you talking about? It's deflecting.
这不是转移，这是不同意。那是。。。 That's not deflecting, that's disagreeing. That's...
不，那是偏转。 No, that's deflecting.
不，那不是。你为什么不能对我说实话？ No, that's not. Why can't you just be honest with me?
如果你想知道什么，尽管问我。 If you wanna know anything, go ahead, ask me.
我会告诉你真相。 I'll tell you the truth.
null Why does this thing not have cup holders? Have you ever been to space?
null Where do superheroes pee? Like, in the suit?
null That's for Charlie, okay?
null Enough from the peanut gallery.
null Okay, uh...
null Why'd you and Mom split up?
null That's your first question?
null (SIGHS)
null Not something about the jetpacks or something?
null No. Uh-uh. No chance?
null Look, Charlie, that's a... It's...
null That's a big question and it's...
null I think it's hard to understand.
null I didn't wanna have to choose
null between saving the world and my family.
null But I didn't have a choice.
null ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace, for crying out loud! Settle down.
null ANSEL: Is this your locker? BERGER: This is my locker.
null Plus, how am I supposed to say to my son,
null "Oh, by the way, some alien power source
null "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right?
我是说，你父母会告诉你吗？不 I mean, would your parents tell you that? No.
杰克：不，因为它让你听起来很疯狂，对吧？ JACK: No, because it makes you sound crazy, right?
对 Yes.
我明白了。你有一个超级强大的东西， I get it. You have this super-powerful thing,
你不知道你可以信任谁。 and you didn't know who you could trust.
我只是觉得你可以相信我。 I just thought you could trust me.
那么，谁对月亮舞感到兴奋呢？ So who's excited for the Moon Dance?
（播放欢快的音乐） (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
它在哪里？我不知道。 Where is it? I don't know.
老师：伯杰先生。哦，嘿。 TEACHER: Mr. Berger. Oh, hey.
嗯，你可能是谁？ Hmm. And who might you be?
我是伯杰的叔叔。 I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle.
呵呵。 Huh.
氩：是的。漂亮的服装。 ARGON: Yeah. Nice costume.
是的，谢谢。我喜欢警卫这是。。。 Yeah, thank you. I love The Guard and this is, uh...
这是他的服装。 This is his costume.
哦，是的，是化妆。 Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.
有点敏感。 It's kinda sensitive.
嘿，伯杰的储物柜少了些东西。 Hey, something is missing from Berger's locker.
你知道它在哪里吗？ Would you happen to know where it is?
我想是艺术项目吧？对 I'm assuming it's the art project? Yes.
对是的，是我的。对他的艺术项目 Yes! Yeah, it's mine. Yes! His art project
伯杰：嗯。杰瑞，看门人， BERGER: Uh-huh. Well, Jerry, the janitor,
发现它在你的柜子里发光。 found it glowing in your locker.
哟 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad.
null Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
null And, uh, would you know where it is, by any chance?
null I'll go get it. Cool.
null Stay right here. I'm gonna stay right here.
null Right here. Okay. Okay.
null (BRAKES SCREECH)
null JACK: You kids stay in the car.
null Where do I go?
null Wait, you've never been to your kid's school?
null No, I've...
null It's been a while.
null All right, how 'bout we crash through the skylights?
null Yeah, just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas...
null I know, but I had a fully charged suit then,
null and how do you know about that?
null I'm The Guard's number-one fan, dude!
null I even defended you on Reddit.
null That was you? That was me.
null Well, thank you. That was pretty good.
null Okay, so where do I go?
null Mr. Kincaid, take these.
null And, Charlie, you're gonna call him on the phone
null and tell him where to go, okay?
null All right. Okay, stay in the car.
查理：那很好。刚过法语课。 CHARLIE: That's good. Goin' right past the French class.
不，左转，左转，不是右转。 No, take a left, take a left, not right.
你看到奖杯盒了吗？ You see a trophy case?
我看到奖杯盒了。 I see the trophy case.
继续走，好吗？你快到了。 Just keep walking by it, all right? You're almost there.
通过奖杯箱，你会看到你的右边 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right
我想它应该会发光。 and it should be glowing, I think.
这是你和其他蓝鸟。 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays.
老鹰，爸爸。 Eagles, Dad.
鹰是蓝色的吗？ Are Eagles blue?
我想是吧。继续走，好吗？下一个问题。 I guess. Just keep going, all right? Next question.
你在听我说话吗？ Are you even listening to me?
“尽力而为”爸爸，你好吗？ "Best Effort." Dad, hello?
太好了。 That's great.
如果她找不到。。。 If she doesn't find it...
我要杀了你。 I'm gonna kill you.
这是我的生活。我现在很认真。 Fudge my life. I am so serious right now.
老师：等一下。 TEACHER: Just a second.
（咕噜） (GRUNTS)
假设是这样？ Assuming this is it?
是的，那是他最喜欢的雕塑。 Yeah, that's my favorite sculpture of his.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
好 Well...
我真的不喜欢现代艺术。 I really don't like modern art.
真假难辨！ It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes!
快跑，伯杰，快跑！ Run, Berger, run!
不 No.
我不喜欢你！我不喜欢你！ I don't like you! I don't like you!
我不知道 I don't like you!
null (WHISTLE BLOWS) (BERGER SCREAMING)
null I see 'em! What's happening?
null I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym.
null (MUSIC PLAYING)
null Excuse me! Oh, sorry.
null (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
null Hot potato. Hot potato.
null (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
null Hey. Get outta my face!
null (GRUNTS)
null Sick costume, bro.
null You remind me of a fart.
null How do you turn this thing on?
null (EXCLAIMING)
null (SCREAMS)
null Give it to me!
null (GROANS)
null (ALL EXCLAIMING)
null JACK: Argon!
null Ugh!
null Just wanted to let you know we're alive!
null ARGON: Not like I care!
null You wanna dance?
null Daddy wants to dance!
null Let's dance.
null (GROANS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
null ARGON: Come on!
null Hey, buddy!
null (GRUNTS)
null Whoo!
null Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?
null Dad? Dad?
null Wash your mouth out!
null Berger! Throw me the Source!
null Berger! Sweep!
null Throw it! Throw it!
null We gotta help him. We gotta go!
null No, he said stay in the car. Yeah.
null He definitely said stay in the car.
null Then we'll stay in the car.
null Shotgun!
你在做什么？你为什么坐在驾驶座上？ What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat?
可以查理，你不能开车。 Okay. You can't drive, Charlie.
（呻吟） (GROANS)
老兄，那套衣服真管用。 Man. That suit sure does work.
等等，等等。你为什么不把它脱下来？ Wait, wait. Why don't you take it off?
让我们为马诺-阿-马诺而战。 Let's fight mano-a-mano.
什么，你傻吗？ What, are ya stupid?
我宁愿像超级英雄一样战斗。 I'd rather fight like a superhero.
成为英雄不仅仅是穿着西装。 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit.
不，都是关于西装的。 Nah, it's all about the suit.
玛雅，做点什么！ Maya, do something!
你什么意思，做点什么？玛雅！ What do you mean, do something? Maya!
莉齐：按所有的按钮！都试试，玛雅！ LIZZIE: Press all the buttons! Try all of them, Maya!
现在 Now.
你会撞到墙的，查理！ You're gonna hit the wall, Charlie!
（喘息） (GASPS)
（都在尖叫） (ALL SCREAMING)
（播放戏剧音乐） (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
（玛雅兴奋地笑了。） (MAYA CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
天哪！ Holy crap!
对一个IT人员来说还不错。 Not bad for an IT guy.
谢谢你没听我说。 Thanks for not listening to me.
保持安全。 Keep this safe.
查理。我相信你。 Charlie. I trust you.
他走了那条路。 He went that way.
爸爸 Dad!
让他大摇大摆。 Show him some swagger.
伯杰！伯杰：伙计们！ Berger! BERGER: Guys!
很高兴见到你们。玛雅：你没事。 I'm so happy to see you guys. MAYA: You're okay.
你知道什么吗，氩气？是的，那是什么？ You know somethin', Argon? Yeah, what's that?
你可能有一个点 You might have a point about the suit.
null Hey, no!
null (GRUNTS)
null Bet you didn't know how to finger blast!
null I invented finger blasting.
null You wanna dance with the King of Pop?
null I can dance! I can dance...
null Hold on!
null Hold it! Hold it!
null Hold it. I said hold it, man!
null I said...
null (WHEEZING) How do you do this?
null How do you do it? How do you take...
null (EXHALES)
null These things are warm. Yeah.
null So hot. They're so hot.
null You got the winter suit.
null (PANTING)
null (WHEEZING)
null I have this trained on you.
null Stand back!
null I feel like a dog, you know? Come on, let's go.
null Come on. Yeah. You know, how dogs do that? Like...
null Argon, come on. Sorry.
null We gotta finish this.
null You ready? Yeah.
null Wait, wait, I just dropped something.
null (GRUNTS)
null Have another sip!
null ARGON: My ear! Not my ear.
null You hit me right in the lobe!
null (ARGON GROANS)
null I hate you!
null (SCREAMING)
null Swagger!
null Argon to the principal's office!
null Yes!
null You just broke my kid's trophy.
null What? That's not a real trophy.
偷了西装炸掉我的男人洞穴， Steal the suit, blow up my man cave,
但永远不要侮辱我的儿子。 but don't ever insult my son.
你说得对，你说得没错。我走得太远了。 You're right, you're right. I went too far.
（杰克呻吟着） (JACK GROANS)
查理！查理…我失去了他。 Charlie! Charlie... I lost him.
把消息来源给我。 Throw me the Source.
在这里 Here.
好了，坐上移动电话。 Okay, get in the G-mobile.
让你们离开这里。可以 Gettin' you guys outta here. Okay.
爸爸！ (YELLS) Dad!
查理！不，不！ Charlie! No, no!
氩：回来！别动！ ARGON: Get back! Do not move!
杰克，别当英雄！ Jack, don't be a hero!
不把消息来源给我，不然我就杀了你的孩子！ No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid!
可以 Okay.
氩：给我！好吧，这是你的。 ARGON: Give it to me! Okay, it's yours.
查理：什么？不，爸爸，爸爸。爸爸…这是你的，你赢了。 CHARLIE: What? No, Dad, Dad. Dad... It's yours, you win.
别这样，我只是一个人！ Don't do it, I'm only one person!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
查理：我只是一个人！你在拯救世界！ CHARLIE: I'm only one person! You're saving the world!
你在拯救世界！ You're saving the world!
好吧可以查理，查理，别担心。 All right? Okay. Charlie, Charlie, don't worry.
HBT。HBT。 HBT. HBT.
HBT？ HBT?
给我！ Give it to me!
查理：哈佛商学院。HBT。可以请请 CHARLIE: HBT. HBT. Okay. Please. Please.
（大叫） (YELLS)
（嘟嘟声） (BEEPING)
（大叫） (YELLS)
三击。。。 Strike three...
查理！ Charlie!
查理！来吧，伙计。来吧，伙计。 Charlie! Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
查理！ Charlie!
请请查理。 Please? Please? Charlie.
来吧，来吧。 Come on. Come on.
查理！ Charlie!
没关系。会很快的 It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
null Charlie? Yeah?
null Charlie?
null Yeah. Can you see me?
null Did Maya see that throw?
null Are you kidding me?
null How could she miss it?
null It's one of the greatest throws ever!
null My son's a hero.
null That's it.
null I love you so much.
null I'm so sorry I wasted all that time.
null The truth is I did have a choice.
null And I made the wrong one.
null Dad? Yeah?
null You're suffocating me.
null Nice throw, Charlie.
null Thanks.
null Oh, my God
null I gotta call Mom.
null Jack, I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before.
null Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got lost earlier,
null so I was just tryin' to save you time.
null It can get really confusing. (GASPS)
null Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy!
null Oh, my God, are you okay?
null Are you... What happened?
null Well, we had the talk,
null and it went, I think, pretty well. It...
null I mean, there was a few bumps, but...
null Wait, you knew? And you didn't tell me?
我们想等到你长大了，查理。 We wanted to wait till you were older, Charlie.
不，那个爸爸戴着一个小背包？ No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?
杰克：他一直在敲打这个芬尼背包。 JACK: He's been hammerin' this fanny pack.
事实上，芬尼背包是我设计的。 Actually, the fanny pack was my design.
现在你想说什么？ Now what are you gonna say?
我们可以在家里讨论这个问题。来吧 We can talk about this at home. Come on.
等等，等等。嗯。。。 Uh, wait, wait. Um...
一、 等等。 I, uh... Hold on a second.
我得先做点什么。 There's somethin' I gotta do first.
我知道从技术上讲你已经有约会了， I know that, technically, you, um, have a date already,
但是自从Robbie Fernandez像个爱发牢骚的小婴儿一样跑掉了， but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby,
我在想。。。 I was wondering...
你想跳舞吗？ Do you wanna dance?
好吧，金凯，我尽量不让你呼吸。 Okay, Kincaid, I'll try not to breathe on you.
（播放布鲁斯音乐） (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
你很有品味。哇！谢谢 You have great taste. Whoa! Thanks.
你还在这里干什么？ What are you still doing here?
DJ从不放弃她的展位。 A DJ never abandons her booth.
我可以跳支舞吗，蒙切丽？ Might I have this dance, mon cheri?
是 啊 Yeah.
我们要不要跳舞？ Should we maybe dance?
看在过去的份上？ For old times' sake?
我的意思是，我们不想只是看着让他们不舒服。 I mean, we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable.
可以 Okay.
哦 Oh.
JK。 JK.
（尖叫声） (SQUEALS)
（爵士乐演奏） (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
他们长得很快，不是吗？ They grow up fast, don't they?
大概 Maybe a little too fast? Yeah.
null Remember our first kiss?
null No.
null It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet.
null Yes. Not until we're married.
null Okay. How's my breath?
null Amazing.
null JACK: Okay, I think we're gettin' close here!
null You know how I like it? Oh, yeah.
null Burnt to a crisp
null and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions.
null Does your girlfriend like onions, by the way?
null Okay, what? No. Dad.
null (BEEPING)
null We're needed.
null What? Let's go.
null Whoa, whoa, whoa.
null We gotta pack up, and what do you say we, uh...
null (CAR UNLOCKING BEEP) ...take the new one?
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking.
null Wow.
null Let's call it an early birthday present.
null Thanks. Can I drive?
null It's a very early birthday present.
null AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome, Guardians.
null Oh, my God! This is the new G-mobile, isn't it?
null Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
null Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on!
null This is sick!
null Watch this, watch this, watch this. Yeah?
嘿，伙计们。艾恩斯上尉，任务控制中心。 Hey, guys. Captain Irons, Mission Control.
你准备好执行下一个任务了吗？ You ready for your next mission?
好的，舰长，接受新的任务。 Okay, Captain, accept new mission.
自动语音：启动推进驱动。 AUTOMATED VOICE: Propulsion drive activated.
精神崩溃了！ Mind blown!
（嘿，玩） (HEYBB! PLAYING)
氩：喂？这是什么地方？ ARGON: Hello? What is this place?
任何人我真的，真的很温暖。 Anybody? I'm really, really warm.
我有沼泽屁股，你知道那是什么意思吗？ I got swamp butt, you know what that means?
这意味着我背上的汗水会流到屁股上。 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt.
这不是一种好感觉。 And it's not a good feeling.
哦，这太糟糕了。 Oh, this sucks.
对不起，我试图接管世界。 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world.
我只是需要一点帮助。 I just need a little help.
（播放欢快的音乐） (RACY MUSIC PLAYING)
伙计们，我听得见。听起来你们要走了！ Guys, I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving!
伙计们，不要离开！ Guys, don't leave!
我真的需要上厕所，伙计们！ I really need to use the restroom, guys!
我已经需要这么长时间了！ I've been needing to for a long time!
帮帮我！来吧，伙计们。 Help me out! Come on, guys.